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Here's how to cheat without getting caught
Here's how to cheat without getting caught

Betrayal is wrong and (not only politically) incorrect, but if you choose infidelity, at least do it well: here are the tricks to avoid getting caught

It is useless to bury your head in the sand: the risk of betrayal it is on the order if not of the day at least of the month in (almost) all relationships.

Established couples, less serious relationships, marriages that seem perfect … no one is immune because, often, the call of the escapade it is too strong to be ignored.

We will not be here debating about the morality of betrayal, which still remains a politically incorrect gesture, but given that it is an (uphill) road that many decide to go, if you really have to and want, at least do it well: there how not to get caught and contain any damage.

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1_Nome falso

Memorize the lover's number with a false name

"Ok," you will say, "Up to now I was also activating it."

But no, because it is not so obvious: give it a feminine name if you are a woman and vice versa male if you are a man, e make up a plausible story in reference to this person.

It is usually better draw from the work area, which in any case admits the entry of new entries that you don't necessarily have to talk about with your better half, and above all justifies any messages arrived at non-canonical times ("No, I swear to you, this new chick in the office is tormenting me!").

2_Togliere notifiche

Delete the text preview from WhatsApp notifications

But not only, even from simple text messages, Telegram, Facebook Chat and any means of communication you use.

The risk is to be at dinner with your boyfriend - mobile phone on display on the table - and receive a message from that Serena in which he says of wanting to find you naked in her bed, which stands out in all its glory on your screen.

Unless you own one lively and vivid imagination, you will not get away with simply explaining that you are the object of too much attention from a colleague, trust me.

3_Limiti telefonici

Set yourself telephone limits

Did you follow the two previous tips?

Well then you are now ready also for the third: although the desire to spend hours on the phone, texting your lover, often takes over, take a deep breath and don't overdo it.

In these cases the golden rule is to set healthy limits, especially if you live with someone else: spend evenings attached to a smartphone, chatting with the "elusive Serena" after a while it will arouse suspicion, and you will be point and head.

If you can, avoid messages in the evening: opt for a chamomile, a cold shower, a bath or at least a shot of grappa, which maybe helps you.

4_Social network

Avoid social networks

An old adage suggests that when a clandestine affair is undertaken the two lovers they don't have to be friends on social media.

Think about it: if you go and ask a divorce lawyer what the main means through which "the betrayed" discovers adultery, he will answer you with a single word: Facebook.

Therefore, be smart, and in case you were friends before hiding broke into your respective lives, step back and break this virtual connection… the chances of getting caught will drop dramatically.

Episode 310

Don't confide in anyone

But really, huh

At the most with your best friend or your best friend, then the confession must end there: for a proven social law, in fact, the chances of getting caught are directly proportional to the number of people aware of the clandestine affair.

Take it for yourself, so, and then don't say we didn't warn you.

6_Alla sprovvista

Never be caught off guard

Which, trivially, means that with your (sweet?) Half you have to always have a plausible story ready to justify any delay, absence, cell phone off, missed calls and so on.

Try to prepare it a little in advance, and make it so plausible and convincing: in this sense, avoid including other characters - unable to confirm your alibi - inside it, unless it's the two aforementioned best friends.

In these cases, it is good to have an excellent memory, so go for it with extra doses of phosphorus and sushi-based dinners.

7_Luoghi non affollati

Avoid crowded places

It goes without saying that go for an aperitif with your lover in your favorite place not exactly a good idea, but also opt for busy central places exposes you to a risk that it is not good to run.

Unless you decide to head to the classic "worst bars in Caracas", generally clandestine relations they are not made to go out into the sun, and I miss that of the evening.

Put yours in the drawer desire for romantic dinners in the fancy restaurant that has just opened, or to drink in that new space that everyone is talking about: as fun as it may seem at the moment, it certainly won't be after being discovered.

8_Non a casa

Never in your home

If only for a question of dignity: whether you are living with your boyfriend or not, transforming your home into the theater of clandestine dating with your lover certainly does you no honor.

If you believe that the speech of the "I did 30, then I do 31" you are definitely off track, because - even in treason - we hope to maintain a minimum of decency: therefore remove your apartment from the list of eligible places to meet, and consider other alternatives.

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Denied. All time

Unless you decide that the lover is the man of your life (and this deserves a separate chapter), if suspicions start to rise and you feel cornered, don't give in and deny until the end.

Remember: you are not Jay-Z e you won't be able to record a multimillion-dollar album asking the whole world to forgive the escapade that you have granted … you, presumably, will have to pay and pick up the few pieces left.

In extremis, denial is perhaps the only card to play, with conviction and without hesitation.

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